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Wrap yourself up in bubble wrap and never leave home if you want to avoid all risk! I had a supervisor once who would respond to absurd safety “prevention” methods with a similar statement. Sometimes I want to tell people the same thing. Then again… the bubble wrap would probably cause heat stress and skin irritation. But hey, Gatorade and Hydrocortisone cream aren’t Recordable, so bring on the bubbles!!! One frustrating aspect… Read More

The internet is easier to get lost in than my wife’s purse… A few days ago I did some routine blood work. It so happens that my wife works for my doctor. That is both a blessing and a terrible curse, because I have taught her how to be mean and dark like me. “Your blood came back positive,” I heard her say. Color rushed out of my face as my mind… Read More

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